jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

tooyoungforthelivingdead:

Jews ordered to register by pro-Russian group in east Ukraine

Jews in the eastern Ukrainian city of Donetsk where pro-Russian militants have taken over government buildings were told they have to “register” with the Ukrainians who are trying to make the city become part of Russia.
Jews emerging from a synagogue say they were handed leaflets that ordered the city’s Jews to provide a list of property they own and pay a registration fee “or else have their citizenship revoked, face deportation and see their assets confiscated,” reported Ynet News, Israel’s largest news website.
"We don’t know if these notifications were distributed by pro-Russian activists or someone else, but it’s serious that it exists," said Olga Reznikova, 32, a Jewish resident of Donetsk. "The text reminds of the fascists in 1941," she said referring to the Nazis who occupied Ukraine during World War II.
Michael Salberg, director of the international affairs at the New York City-based Anti-Defamation League, said it’s unclear if the leaflets were issued by the pro-Russian leadership or a splinter group operating within the pro-Russian camp.
More info

Literally terrifying. This is how it starts…

tooyoungforthelivingdead:

Jews ordered to register by pro-Russian group in east Ukraine

Jews in the eastern Ukrainian city of Donetsk where pro-Russian militants have taken over government buildings were told they have to “register” with the Ukrainians who are trying to make the city become part of Russia.

Jews emerging from a synagogue say they were handed leaflets that ordered the city’s Jews to provide a list of property they own and pay a registration fee “or else have their citizenship revoked, face deportation and see their assets confiscated,” reported Ynet News, Israel’s largest news website.

"We don’t know if these notifications were distributed by pro-Russian activists or someone else, but it’s serious that it exists," said Olga Reznikova, 32, a Jewish resident of Donetsk. "The text reminds of the fascists in 1941," she said referring to the Nazis who occupied Ukraine during World War II.

Michael Salberg, director of the international affairs at the New York City-based Anti-Defamation League, said it’s unclear if the leaflets were issued by the pro-Russian leadership or a splinter group operating within the pro-Russian camp.

More info

Literally terrifying. This is how it starts…

sexyrobotfactory:

I made a boob tutorial, hope you enjoy.
(reuploaded because typos are unacceptable.)

sexyrobotfactory:

I made a boob tutorial, hope you enjoy.

(reuploaded because typos are unacceptable.)

I Was Only 19
Herd
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escapefromnofuture:

God help me,
I was only nineteen. 

The Herd - I was Only 19

thinkin about this song again

otalku:

The real life locations of Haruhi Suzimiya. The Infinite Zenith has so kindly collected them so check out all of them here.

i want to qualify that last statement with the knowledge that that was probably something i actually would have said around age 14-15

beesmygod:

realhiphop2012:

verycooltrash:

railroadsoftware:

this is a really well done depiction of how dorks interact with each other.

what is this shit from
this is the most pathetic fucking thing in years jesus christ

this is physically painful

holy FUCK this is awful awful awful

ah yes, i too enjoy engaging in metaphors with my fellow teens, right after we finish our doctor who and philosophy book group

dragondicks:

chombiechom:

percyjamespatrickkentsmith:

FUCK. I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GEM FOR AGES

IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY

REGGIE NO!!

this is even better when you consider that in the latest direct for Tomodachi Life Bill kept having nightmares about Reggie’s Mii coming to get him. Nintendo businessmen have their own canon now

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